Kelton kept saying the funniest things while we were there. Here are a few that I can remember.
(while in the car--driving somewhere)
Natalie: "Mom, can we get a pumpkin and carve it?"
Me: "Yes, we will get a pumpkin when it gets closer to Halloween."
Kelton: "Halloween?? I like Halloween. I just love candy!"
Here's the setup for this next one. Kelton had been jumping on the trampoline with a metal tent spike. I might insert here that this was not on my watch. I got home after the injury. The personal injury attorney was on duty. (Hmm, I wonder if the packaging on the tent expressly states that tent spikes are not to be used while jumping on trampolines. Hahaha. You never know... my blowdryer instructions say to not operate while sleeping.) So I walked in to find Nate in the bathroom cleaning up a very scared Kelton who had a little cut on his forehead, right between the eyes. Nate got the blood all wiped up and we went downstairs to find a band aid. Kelton still looked very scared and sad. You know that look kids get when they are terrified--he had it. A few minutes later, I found a band aid and cut it down to size to fit between Kelton's eyes. I very carefully placed it over the cut. Then Kelton got up and walked over to the back door, opened it, and in the most exuberant voice, called out,
"Natalie! I'm all fixed now!!!"
He then sprinted out the door to continue playing on the trampoline with everyone. It was then that I realized that I have severely underestimated the power of band aids.
Then one afternoon I walked into a room where Kelton was. He came up to me and asked,
"Where's DVD?"
Me: "DVD?"
Kelton: "Yes, where is DVD?"
Me: (confused) "Do you want to watch a movie?"
Slight pause... (I could see the wheels turning in his head because he realized he said the wrong thing and was trying to figure out how to fix it.)
Kelton: "Where's... Steee...V-D?"
Me: "Are you looking for Stevie? Your cousin?"
Kelton: "Yes. Where's Stevie?"
This boy cracks me up. Lately he is having troubles with any word that ends in the "vee" sound. For example... the television is a TVD. In his mind, V must always be followed by D. As in DVD. And Stee-V-D.
I love this little boy.
(You can see his little cut in this picture--it has been healing for almost a week and is not much more than a little red mark now.)
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